Things are not always as they appear in the jovial world of the West London swing dance class: SWINGERS, least of all the superficial public image that they try to enforce; that the staff all “get along like one big happy family”, which of course is not strictly true. Follow Clive who come dancing, simply to find love, which he does in fellow dance teacher, Kay, there’s only one problem; Simon, whom she’s already been with for 6 years by the time they meet, which is also not strictly true. That’s not to say that Kay would ever touch Clive with a 10 foot pole thanks to the “fact” that he’s already been arrested on 3 separate charges by the time he’s attended his SECOND night dancing at SWINGERS, largely thanks to his friend and fellow dance teacher; Harry who works at the flagship venue in Staines, alongside June, a happily married woman that come dancing for the exercise… but stayed for the 3 way love triangle she found herself embroiled in. 

… and then there are REAL stars, the 3 paid dance teachers, Jon, Denise and Tamara, all of whom get paid despite the fact that they only know 2 dance moves between them…. and THAT’S taking into account the fact that one of them refuses to actually dance with anyone. But if that’s the case, and things are not always as they appear, then why does Simon want to beat the living daylights out of Jon the minute he turns up? And why do June and Kay stop him?

International bestselling author, Clive Austin, shows you one simple technique designed to help increase the sale of your book. This one simple technique saw him become not only a #1 best selller within 2 days, but also the 3rd highest ranking comedy in the US and the highest ranking title on dance WORLDWIDE. As if that wasn't enough, he shares one simple loophole, which no one else will tell you about, which sees him receive a staggering 4 times the normal commission when selling via 3rd party retailers.

With so many questions remaining unanswered from part one, more begin to pile up in the jovial west London swing dance class; SWINGERS of West London, such as; Who is David? Why is there a poster banning him from coming within 100 metres of either venue? Who is Elsie Carter and how did she die? Why did nobody win the Colnbrook beauty pageant? And why was there a poster on the swing doors, warning patrons to mind their knuckles? Furthermore, with Tamara becoming 'part of the team', how will the rest of the SWINGERS 'family' react when they find out how she secured her place? And what will she do next to reach phase II of operation "Total World Domination?" More importantly, will Dee ever show up for work? Meanwhile, if Clive didn't stand a chance with Kay with only three charges against his name, how will she react when he gets falsely arrested on another eight charges? Also, how will June respond to Tamara trying to steal her man? Will Clive pass his 'rigorous tranining programme with Jon? Who is Amir's new girlfriend? And why does he suddenly regret telling everyone? And how exactly did Tamara pass her 'final exam?' Most importantly, the question still remains: Why did Simon want to drag Jon outside the minute he turned up that night? And why did June and Kay stop him?

The dissention in the ranks is clear, although thinly veiled within the SWINGERS "family", but why does everybody hate Tamara? And more importantly, why does Simon want to knock Jon's block off? Either way, with the love of Clive's life firmly out of bounds, a dance class is no place for a naïve and vulnerable man like Clive, especially with so many scheming and manipulative women around him, but was the dance scene really any different when Clive first started, 10 years ago?

Following the success of his International bestselling first novel, Swingers of West London, set in a West London swing dance class, Clive tells a short story of venturing outside the house after being bedridden for eight weeks. What could possibly go wrong?